--We can't make a cereal box that will stay shut after you ever-so-carefully pry the stupid cardboard back without ripping the little tab off
--We can't make a rock-hauling truck with a convenient little flap/lid thing that will allow the trailer to be conveniently filled at the quarry, but then can be closed to prevents rocks from flying out of it on the highway that crack the windshields of all the poor bastards behind it.
--We can't make vodka that doesn't give you a hangover or ruin your liver. Seriously. What is up with that?
--We still don't have hoverboards a la Back to the Future II. I am almost as pissed about this as I am about the vodka thing.
